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The Only Living Girl in New York.

I'm M. 25. Grad Student. NY. Boyfriend. Mostly failing at life.
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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

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Woke to with a bad headache on top of my nasty cold but honestly who cares because look at my cute ice bag!

Woke to with a bad headache on top of my nasty cold but honestly who cares because look at my cute ice bag!

I’ve never been so annoyed upset disappointed mad at an book’s ending quite like the conclusion of Gone Girl. Like really, REALLY?! THAT’S how it ends?! God, the movie better be fucking amazing bc that shit was unacceptable. 

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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  • I made magic cookie bars (bring it to parties and everyone will love it and ask for the recipe trust me and be ready for numerous drug references, “Does Magic mean drugs?!” hahah) for a block party this afternoon and i think im gonna stop and get garlic knots too so obvy i will win at who brings the best noms to this 
  • THROW OUT SHIT you literally haven’t used in in a year. If you haven’t touched it, thought about it, or it isn’t for a special occasion, throw it out. I’m tired of holding on to shit I never use, like, for fucking what? why am i keeping ugly nail polish i never use? TOSS. 
  • Clean the tops of your drawers/dressers because good god those shits get dirty and awful
  • Deleted all my photos so this ios 8 better be worth it

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

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belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

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And i swear I’ll do my best to comply

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musicgold:

Waiting Game | Banks

Photo Dump 1 from the past few weeks.

Mini-golf date which was fun but kinda ruined by this obnoxious gross kid who kept sneezing literally every 3 minutes behind us, meet up with friends since one was visiting home from L.A., interesting hot cocoa from a friend (sad to say not very great), Governers Island day complete with 1920’s party and chillin in a hammock for hours, lil chubby furbaby with his big ass bone, and the most delicious candle from TJ Maxx! 

ugggggh why does alcohol have to have caloriesssss

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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"Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch somebody in the face"
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gold-kushkloudz (via gold-kushkloudz)

All of the above.

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