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The Only Living Girl in New York.

I'm M. 24. Grad Student. NY. Boyfriend. Mostly failing at life.
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blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

oh look it’s TB.

blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,
if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…

oh look it’s TB.

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kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

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digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

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5 days ago 4985 notes

Tagged with:  #baha

so someone (aka my dad bc my mom and i both deny it and it def sounds like something he would do) left the downstairs fridge’s freezer door slightly open and some stuff defrosted already but don’t worry guys this fat family is eating it all so our dinner tonight consists of every appetizer sold at trader joes + mac and cheese made before this whole debacle

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

(Source: missconceptions, via yogurtspaceship)

My mom gives the cutest gifts.

My mom gives the cutest gifts.

Tagged with:  #birthday  #personal  #me

Guys, eating Italian rum cake, drinking sparkling wine, and watching the office is the best way to end my birthday, especially since there were a few disappointments today :-/.

1 week ago 8 notes

Tagged with:  #birthday  #25  #me  #personal

Good morning again. Today is my first day of 25. I’m gonna make it the best year yet!!

Good morning again. Today is my first day of 25. I’m gonna make it the best year yet!!

Tagged with:  #birthday  #me  #personal
Good morning.

Good morning.

"Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

restless-with-ocean:

teenagedaddy:

hellapissy:

you aren’t going to believe this shit. 

god  bless this

Whoooooa hello diving round when I was 16!!

OH LORD I am 15 again and this was my MySpace song hahaha. Jesus I’m getting older.