*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
so someone (aka my dad bc my mom and i both deny it and it def sounds like something he would do) left the downstairs fridge’s freezer door slightly open and some stuff defrosted already but don’t worry guys this fat family is eating it all so our dinner tonight consists of every appetizer sold at trader joes + mac and cheese made before this whole debacle
Guys, eating Italian rum cake, drinking sparkling wine, and watching the office is the best way to end my birthday, especially since there were a few disappointments today :-/.